hm. its christmas day again tml
i dunno to be happy or to be sad. its the same year after year. i dunno. we shake hands, hugg each other, kiss, eat spend some time with each other's family.
sooo. what's the the meaning of Christmas to everyone?
how about. just a time to spend w each other? having fun. relaxing. good food. getting drunk. giving and recieving presents.
written on Christmas Day
wow. okay. the true meaning of christmas is really, to realise God's love for us. like i was saying ytd, Christmas is really commercialised. i mean. heck santa claus? i mean. yea. nice children fatherly figure. but. comeon.. santa claus really exists? flying on ruldolph the red nose raindeer? like. wow! giving all the nice children really really cool presents? if tts the case, everyone's naughty. no? cos, u dun get no prez from him. do u dawg? not just that way, even science proves that santa claus doesn't exists. don't believe? i investigated. well... okay.. yar.. aiyah!! just read...
=D
for all those who think santa's real.. read...
and weep............................
Please find below my scientific investigation into Santa Claus. :p
1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000
species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most
of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out
flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world.
BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu,
Jewish & Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of
the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau.
At an average census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's
91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child
in each.
3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with. This is due to
the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming
he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to
822.6 visits/second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with good
children, Santa has .001 second to park, hop out of the sleigh,
jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the
emaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been
left(eg, milk and cookies), get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house.
Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly
distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be
false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we
are now talking about .78 miles/household, a total trip of 75.5
million miles; not counting stops to do what most of us must do at
least once every 31 hours, plus feeding & etc.
So Santa's sleigh must be moving at 650 miles/second, 3,000 times
the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest
man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a
poky 27.4 miles/second. A conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15
miles/hour.
4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element.
Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized
Lego set (2 lb.), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tonnes, not
counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On
land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 lb. Even
granting that "flying reindeer" (see #1) could pull 10 TIMES the
normal amount, we cannot do the job with 8, or even 9 reindeer.;
We need 214,200. This increases the payload - not counting the
weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. This is four times the
weight of the ocean-liner Queen Elizabeth.
5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles/second creates enormous
air resistance. This will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion
as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair
of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy per
second each; In short, they will burst into flame almost
instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create
deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will
be vaporised within .00426 of a second. Meanwhile, Santa will be
subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than
gravity. A 250-LB Santa (seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned
to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 lb. of force.
so. understand?
no?
i'll tell you...
If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead
now. Merry Christmas to all! :)
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