wondered how to make a super popular blog? a blog that everyone reads? like xiaxue's blog? or mr brown's blog? or missizzy's blog? or whoever whom you've always wanted follow in the footsteps off? well. despair not. for i am here to teach you the art of popular blogging. =)

well, there are a few simple steps to follow to ensure that your blog will be on the top of technorati list, with a gazillion followers, whom read your blog daily, not, by the minute!

step 1 : blog about controversial things.
lets see, mr brown is doing it, xiaxue is doing it, brose's doing it, everyone is in this LINE! controversial things to talk about, especially since we are singaporeans; post your views on the black people, the white people, the gah-ment of singapore, the black people, and well, more black people. you will definately get noticed.!

step 2 : blog about the gah-ment.
yes. this is a very successful step.! mr brown did it. and boy, he did rose to fame, even in the papers and television news! so yea, talk about the gah-ment of singapore, blog about your views as to why the hike is GST is really really a must? blog about why the current PM has the same surname as the first PM of singapore. blog about absolutely EVERYTHING you want. remember. its YOUR blog, but no FLAMING okay? its considered. rude.

step 3 : blog about black people.
black people do this, they dont smell right, they dont act right, they dont walk right, they can't fuck right... everything you can lay your hands on. go ahead! BLOG TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT!

step 4 : blog about your sexual activities
like miss izzy, she's doing it. wth? take a nude picture of yourselves, of your friends and post them up! a sure-hit topic. however, if you look like a pig, please absolutely do NOT post pictures of yourself on your blog, let alone your sexual videos or nudist photos of yourselves. everyone will DEFINATELY SHUN your blog. so do not come crying to me when that happens. you have been WARNED!

step 5 : make your blog dedicated to entertainment.
when i said entertainment, i didn't mean something like, watch tv, blog about nice games or the like. rather i meant, blog about the prank you did to the poor fool who sat beside you in class, the old lady whom you cheated a hundred bucks out of and the like. still odnt get me? visit HERE and youll get what i mean

step 6 : be abusive about everything and everyone.
yes. the homo sapian spieces THRIVES on violence. so go ahead. abuse everyone. for mroe info, go HERE

step 7 : blog about more BLACK PEOPLE!
'nuff said. ;D

step 8 : when all else fails
when all else fails. people are still NOT reading your blog. and your blog looks like one of the 5 million blogs on the net that isn't even updated, well. DELETE YOUR DAMN BLOG! its a complete failure. delete the blog, and cower in a corner and start crying. cry till your hearts contend, and after that, start whacking every single thing related to your blog into oblivience. things like, your pc, thrash it, your oh-my-freaking-expensive mice? burn it! or you can always donate it to the love DOMINIC fund. your moniter? smash it like hulk smashes things, and throw it down from the 100th story! everything will be solved. no more blog-aches for you.

yes. there you have it. the 8 steps to successful blogging. till next time. im dominic, thank you. =D